Well, the rumors about Joel Silver being involved with a new He-Man motion picture have been confirmed. Fashioning it after 300 might be okay, if not potentially alienating to any hardcore nostalgic fans (all 18 of them). But a "kiddie-300" just sounds like a bigger mistarget than branding Arachnophobia as a "thrillomedy".
It might be better if they based the new movie off this version of He-Man:
he's feeling a "little peculiar".
Until He-Man comes out in 2009, or whenever, content yourself with these: